March 2012
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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– Barack Obama (via imjustaboywithadream)
bioluminescentemospacecanine:
I hope all of Rick Santorum’s Pringles are broken, and his hand gets stuck in the tube
i hope he realizes how disgusting Pringles are in the middle of his tube and either has to choke them all down or he has to waste the rest of them and then he realizes that he’ll never get the money he wasted on them back.
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fortressofself:
i want to adopt all the dogs :[
all of them.
"Well I played with fire, I burned it all down."
she hasn't even left yet and i'm already lighting...
xbeatingdrumx:
turtlesxrule:
not having a girlfriend around to help me make good decisions is going to be bad.
Anthony Sean.
-_-
as soon as you’re gone….
she hasn't even left yet and i'm already lighting...
not having a girlfriend around to help me make good decisions is going to be bad.
I thought Jack Sparrow already killed Davey Jones....
lol. my girlfriend told me that Davey Jones died this morning while i was sleeping. i was just like “the pirate? he’s real?”
February 2012
a lot*
i'm going to hate life tomorrow.
i hate peace signs in pictures more than i hate...
When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
brokentripod:
NO CUDDLING FOR WEEKS WHILE MY GIRLFRIEND IS AWAY.
fml.
hey, my cute little lady has a makeup blog.
if you love makeup, you could maybe follow it or something. i don’t really know what’s going on over there, but it looks fancy and the theme is nice. http://letzmakeup.tumblr.com http://letzmakeup.tumblr.com http://letzmakeup.tumblr.com http://letzmakeup.tumblr.com http://letzmakeup.tumblr.com http://letzmakeup.tumblr.com
Anonymous asked: eating tortugas > eating panocha (puss)
Anonymous asked: Nope, it only makes me immune. You should try it sometime.
crystalrubyedge asked: how could people say turtles suck they're amazing creatures(: I LOVE TURTLES<3 ha:D
Anonymous asked: Eating raw turtles make me immune to cancer and dying
i actually don't hope you get cancer and die,...
but you should probz stop smoking.
Anonymous asked: I'm going to use their shells as ashtrays
Anonymous asked: turtles suck. I wish they would all die.
Anonymous asked: Do you prefer the english or american version of The Ofiice?
Anonymous asked: so i herd u liek t00rtlz?
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